Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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