if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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