so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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