10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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