This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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