found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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