Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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