You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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