The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
