Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
