is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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