So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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