i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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