I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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