quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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