Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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