why do cheetos always look like penises
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
