small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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