if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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