I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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