Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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