I swear she didn't look like that last week.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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