she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
