yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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