i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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