You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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