the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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