Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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