this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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