Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
