Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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