I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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