better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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