How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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