I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
tell me about the fingering
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