Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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