Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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