dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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