So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
