I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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