I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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