one two three fourrrrnication!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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