Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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