But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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