i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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