I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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