oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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