i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
