Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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