the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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