That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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