yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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