talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hope mine doesn't look like that
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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